In addition, I have written a lot of shit that I can’t bear to part with.

Xiaoyu’s hands were shaking, and she couldn’t wait for the monitor to break in half.
If you want to break up, break up. Why do you have to say so much? Who said that distance produces "beauty"? Now distance has "beauty" and it is gone.
"Meng Xiaoyu comes in!" A roar came from the boss’s office.
Meng Xiaoyu quickly picked up his lovelorn and sad expression and walked into the boss’s office with respect and humility.
The fat face behind the boss’s desk is full of anger and drizzle at the moment, and the design drawing is pitifully shrinking the desktop.
"What happened to the boss?" Meng Xiaoyu carefully asked
"What’s the matter? You forgot to change this design layer. "The boss still roared angrily.
"Ah?" Xiaoyu quickly picked up her own design drawings. Oh, really, I came up with a plan to change it before, but I was too sleepy to forget to print the drawings directly.
"Boss, I changed my horse." Meng Xiaoyu quickly bowed and apologized.
But the boss still adamant4 "do you have a long brain? Make this mistake! This month’s salary will deduct you 500 yuan! "
"What?" Meng Xiaoyu’s mouth has become a "0" type. His salary in January is only 1000 yuan. Now he has to deduct half of his rent, which is 500 yuan a month. How can he live this month?
"Ah what? Change it quickly or you will be deducted 1000! " The boss slammed the pen on the desk, and the pen jumped up and down, knocking out the ink. Pure black ink splashed Meng Xiaoyu’s white shirt, chest and collar with black ink.
"You …!" Meng Xiaoyu jumped up like an enraged lioness, trying to drop the drawings in his hand on the boss’s fat face. "Go to hell, you big pig vampire! I quit!"
Meng Xiaoyu angrily rushed out of the boss’s office, banging away his things and throwing everything in a cardboard box. In the sympathetic eyes of his colleagues, the boss rushed out of the office building with the cardboard box in his arms.
Walking out of the building, the cold wind blew and Xiaoyu woke up. Oh, so you fired the boss? God, how can I live this month? Is it still time to go back and admit your mistake to the boss?
But on second thought, if a good boss is fired, why don’t you go home, have a good sleep and get enough energy to find a better job? Finding a better boyfriend is a blessing in disguise, and there may be other good luck waiting for you. What’s the other saying? When you open a door, you must open a window.
Meng Xiaoyu, who comforted herself, immediately felt that her future road was full of sunshine. She looked up and the sky was so blue and dotted with white clouds like cotton candy.
What if Xiaoyu secretly encourages himself to be lovelorn? So what if you lose your job? You can’t lose confidence, you’re still young, you have to struggle, you have to stand up and stride forward …
However, when Meng Xiaoyu strode forward with the carton, there was no well at his feet. I don’t know when someone stole the manhole cover. Xiaoyu strode forward and stepped in accurately and mistakenly. "Plump" Meng Xiaoyu fell into the well with his box.
"Wake up! Wake up!" Who calls himself? And slapped his face.
Ah, yo, where is this? My head is so dizzy. My arms and legs seem to have fallen off, and my ass seems to be numb.
Meng Xiaoyu touched his ass and forced himself to open his eyes. Where is this?
A little girl dressed in ancient coarse clothes is holding a bowl of water and calling for her to be charming and touching. Although she is wearing coarse clothes, her big bright eyes are still delicate and smart.
Meng Xiaoyu barely sat up, but now he is lying in a ruined temple, leaning against the wall and lying half-lying. Looking at himself carefully, he is also dressed in shabby coarse clothes. It seems that he saw a walk-on in a costume drama. God, even his white shirt stained with ink is much better than this.
Meng Xiaoyu skidded to get up and asked the little girl around him, "Where is this? Who are you? "
The little girl wait for a while looked at Xiaoyu "Feather Pastor, don’t you remember me? I’m Fluttershy! Did you fall to your brain? " She hugged Meng Xiaoyu and burst into tears.
"Feather pastor? Fluttershy? Who are these people? What the hell is going on here? " Meng Xiaoyu is at a loss.
"Wait, who is the feather pastor? I am Meng Xiaoyu! " Meng Xiaoyu was anxious to explain.
"Feather, you must have hurt your head and lost your memory when you ran away just now. Well, I’ll tell you again that your name is Lan Feather, and my name is Zhuang Fluttershy. We grew up together as orphans. We have no parents and no mothers, and we have been adopted by our master since childhood. We have to live well to be thieves with our master. Of course, sometimes we cheat a little money. Just now, we are not stealing some money. As a result, you accidentally slipped and rolled down the hillside in running all the way …" Fluttershy said, wiping away tears.
"ah? Is this the way it is? No, I remember my name is Meng Xiaoyu. I was dumped by my boyfriend and fired my boss. "Meng Xiaoyu dreamed hard."
"Don’t you?" Just like an epiphany, Meng Xiaoyu suddenly fell into the waterway and crossed into ancient times.
But what? After reading so many travel novels, people have either become princesses or met handsome guys in ancient times, but why are they so unlucky?
In the real world, it’s so unsatisfactory to cross over, and it has become a thief who is screaming and hungry. When he wakes up, he is still black and blue. God, why are you so unfair to me? Meng Xiaoyu wants to cry.
What, I’m a thief? Xiaoyu kept lamenting that Fluttershy was a little dissatisfied. She stared round her beautiful eyes. "Although we are thieves, we are the famous Grand Theft Auto in Yangzhou. Who doesn’t pick the big finger?"
Grand theft auto? Meng Xiaoyu looked at himself and Fluttershy dressed in coarse clothes, didn’t she? If it’s a famous Grand Theft Auto, it should be like Chu Liuxiang, with gorgeous clothes, a small painting boat and beautiful women around. Why did the legendary swordsman get so miserable for us? Not like Grand Theft Auto, but like a beggar brother.
And what is the’ black butterfly’? What nickname? It sounds like a pair of flower pickers, like Chu Liuxiang, who is called the thief handsome.
Fluttershy saw that Xiaoyu was depressed. She sighed, "The deceased master was very strict with us. Whenever we stole property and left little money to eat the rest, we had to give it to the poor. That’s why we were so poor."
With that, Fluttershy handed Meng Xiaoyu the water in his hand. Now it should be called Lan Yuxi. "Feather, you really scared me to death just now. How can I live if anything happens to you?" Said to drop tears again.
Lan Yu’s slouching water is very cool, unlike tap water in modern society, which always smells like disinfectant. Since it has crossed into this era, we should find a way to live in this era.
It seems that my physical fitness is still good. Of course, I was a school athlete when I was in middle school and college. Every sports meeting is 400 meters, 100 meters and relay. It’s not my own. Oh, my God, and now Lan Yuqiao is a thief. She must be athletic and can do some kung fu. When I think of it, Meng Xiaoyu proudly smiles. Now her name is Lan Yuqiao, which is quite good and poetic.
Feather and Fluttershy came to a crystal clear stream near the valley, washed their faces and looked at the reflected figure in the water. Feather and Beard secretly laughed, although they crossed, but their beautiful and moving appearance remained unchanged. They were younger, as if they were seventeen or seventeen years old.
"Fluttershy, did we grow up together?" Feather pastor cocked his head and asked Fluttershy beside him.
Fluttershy washed his handkerchief in his hand and nodded seriously. "Yes, we have been together for so many years. We are inseparable. If I am alone, I really don’t know how to live."
She gently wiped her handkerchief against the bruise on her forehead. "You scared me to death just now. I’ll give you back."
Feather Zhen moved to hold Fluttershy’s hand. Hey hey, it’s not bad. I picked up a good friend for nothing.